If you know the price of milk per hundred weight
but not by the gallon.
If the medicine cabinet contains a container
of Bag Balm.
If you've ever gotten an award for fat (and
were proud of it).
If your idea of a power lunch is a sandwich
on a tractor.
If your idea of a neighborhood watch is someone
calling you to let you know
your heifers are out.
If you have more than a dozen cats.
If your idea of overnite delivery is pulling
a calf at three in the morning.
If you can remember the name of every cow on
your farm but the names of
your children elude you.
If manure is a dinner table topic.