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Your Horse's Bath Time

I can stand still while the water is running

I will not attempt to dig to China when left tied to the trailer to dry after my bath spraying mud all over my clean white hair.

I will not decide to freak because my human washed my face for the millionth time today.

I will not pretend I am a two year old baby when my human tries to wash my face.

I will not roll right after my human gives me a bath with shampoo and everything.

I will not take a bath when being turned loose in a muddy corral.

I won't dance when my human cleans my sheath.

I won't roll right after my bath, even though it feels so good

While bathing I promise not to sit on my human ever again.

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