I can stand still while the water is running
I will not attempt to dig to China when left tied to the trailer
to dry after my bath spraying mud all over my clean white hair.
I will not decide to freak because my human washed my face for the
millionth time today.
I will not pretend I am a two year old baby when my human tries
to wash my face.
I will not roll right after my human gives me a bath with shampoo
I will not take a bath when being turned loose in a muddy corral.
I won't dance when my human cleans my sheath.
I won't roll right after my bath, even though it feels so good
While bathing I promise not to sit on my human ever again.