You change lanes while driving and your "inside" leg moves to apply pressure.
Your daughter's
birth announcement reads: "it's a filly!"
While walking your dog, you hold the leash like a rein.
No one wants
to ride in your car because they'll get sweet feed and hay in their socks and purses...but that's ok because then you'd have
to rearrange all the tack to make room for them, anyways!
Someone does something nice for you and you say "good boy"
or "atta girl" and pat them on the neck.
Your boyfriend complains that you love your horse more then you love him and
you answer: "And your point is?"
You say "whoa" to your dogs.
You say "whoa" to your kids.
You say "whoa"
to your truck.
You see the vet more than you see your child's pediatrician.
Your horse gets new shoes more often
than you do.
You can find your boots in the dark by the aroma.
You always have new foal pictures in your wallet.
You've
considered moving into the barn since it is cleaner.
You stop channel surfing when you see the Budweiser Clydesdales!
You buy Lucky Charms just to
play with the little marshmallow horseshoes!
When your horse eats better than you.
When your wife threatens to leave you for buying another horse and you reply "Good it was getting too
expensive to feed you anyway".
You spend your rainy days cleaning the tack room instead of the house.
You have a $17,000 trailer and a $1700 dollar truck.
You clean your tack room more than your house.
