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Cow Quiz

1. Holy Cow:

An exclamation made famous by sportscaster Harry Caray

A divine bovine

A cow with holes

2. Butterfingered:

Careless and clumsy

An affliction common to bakery employees

Someone caught with their fingers in the butter churn (i.e. hand in the cookie jar)

3. Cow Catcher

A failed dog catcher

A device mounted on the front of trains to remove obstacles from the tracks

A cow positioned behind the batter during a baseball game

4. Cow Town:

A small, unsophisticated town

A settlement for retired dairy cows

A school for delinquent cows similar to Boys Town

5. Cowabunga:

Elastic cords that thrill-seeking cows attached to their hooves before jumping from towers

Battle cry of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

An exclamation heard when Bossie steps on a cowhand's toes

6. Cowslip:

Bovine undergarments

Uncoordinated maneuver that can occur in a damp pasture

A fragrant British flower

7. Butter Ball:

What cows go to in their formal wear

A chubby person

What cow pitchers throw instead of a knuckleball

8. Cowlick:

A show of affection from your favorite Holstein

A confection passed out to trick-or-treating cows

A tuft of unruly hair

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1. An exclamation made by sportscaster Harry Caray

2. Careless and clumsy

3. A device mounted on the front of trains to remove obstacles from the tracks

4. A small, unsophisticated town

5. Battle cry of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

6. A fragrant British flower

7. A chubby person

8. A tuft of unruly hair

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