-Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

-It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

-Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.

-Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

-Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.

-A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover. (AMEN!!!)

-When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.

-Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.

-Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your motorcycle

-Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

-When you're riding lead--don't spit.

-If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.

-If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.

-There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

-Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

-You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.

-Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

-There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.