10. They keep the parasol industry healthy.

9. They are the only people who use the word "audacity" in everyday conversation.

8. They can chug-a-lug 3 Mint Juleps in one sitting.

7. They swoon and then faint when a Daddy Long-Legs spider comes within
25 feet of them.

6. The way they say, "Why Suh! Whatever do yuh mean by that?"

5. They call their father "Big Daddy".

4. Everyone else calls their father "Big Daddy".

3. They can eat a quart of chili and nobody will be able to tell afterward.

2. Their middle names are all "Ann".

1. They age gracefully.