NORTH --VS--
SOUTH
- Everything Southern has its Yankee counterpart.
Here's how to tell which is which:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The
South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses
The South
has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services
The South
has family reunions
The North has switchblade knives
The
South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has double last names
The
South has double first names
The North has Ted Kennedy
The South
has Jesse Helms
The North has an ambulance,
The South
has an amalance
The North has the Mafia,
The South has
NASCAR
The North has Indy car races
The South
has Swamp Buggy races
The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits
The North has green salads
The South
has collard greens and chitlins
The North has lobsters
The South has
crawdads
The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and
liquor stores
The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners
The North has the rust belt
The South
has the Bible Belt
The North has Dan Qualye
The South has
Bill Clinton (*note but we sent him North)