10. The church bus has gun racks.

9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-Pastor.

8. The Bible used is the "Dr. Seuss Version".

7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

6. The choir wears leather robes.

5. Worship services are B.Y.O.I.: "Bring Your Own Idol".

4. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida".

3. Worship Time is a karaoke machine and an open microphone.

2. When you enter the sanctuary, the ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

1. No charge to get in, but communion is a two-drink minimum.