A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was
concerned that his students might be a little
confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that
the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago,
that He grew up, etc.

So he asked his class,
"Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said,
"He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered,
"He's in my heart."

Little Adam, waving his
hand furiously, blurted out,
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet,
looked at the teacher,
and waited for a response. The teacher
was completely at a loss for a few very
long seconds. He finally gathered his wits
and asked Little Adam how he knew this.

And Little Adam said,
"Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"