Texas women know bad manners when they see them:
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
Texas women appreciate their natural assets:
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Texas
Texas women know their manners:
Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."
Texas women know their summer weather report:
Hotter than Hades
Texas women know their three R's:
Texas women know their vacation spots:
any place that has a/c
Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Wide brimmed hats
Texas women know everybody's first name:
Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Texas women know their religions:
Texas women know their country breakfasts:
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Texas women know their p's & q's
"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
to "Quench" the thirst
Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm:
San Antone (That's San Antonio for y'all
Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in Wranglers.
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Texas girls know their prime real estate:
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club
Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
Now you run along there , Sugah, and send this to some girls
raised in Texas or wish they had been. If you're a male, you hug that
Texas woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky
man" 3 times out loud. If
you're a transplant, FAKE it.... we know you got here as fast as you
PRAYER FOR WOMEN
Dear Lord I pray
For wisdom to understand my man
to forgive him
Patience for his moods
Because Lord if I pray for Strength
I'll beat him to death!