Texas women know bad manners when they see them:

Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

Texas women appreciate their natural assets:

Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Texas twang.

Texas women know their manners:

"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank-you"

Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:

"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Texas women know their summer weather report:

Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades

Texas women know their three R's:

$$$$$$$ Rich
$$$$$$$$$ Richer
$$$$$$$$$$$ Richest

Texas women know their vacation spots:

Colorado
Las Vegas
any place that has a/c

Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:

Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Adorable sandals

Texas women know everybody's first name:

Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Dear

Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Texas women know their religions:

Baptist
Methodist
Football

Texas women know their country breakfasts:

Fried eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

Texas women know their p's & q's

"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines
"P"unch to "Quench" the thirst

Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm:

Dallas
Austin
San Antone (That's San Antonio for y'all out-of-staters)

Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in Wranglers.
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.

Texas girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club

Texas girls know the three deadly sins:

Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers

Now you run along there , Sugah, and send this to some girls who were
raised in Texas or wish they had been. If you're a male, you hug that
Texas woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man" 3 times out loud. If
you're a transplant, FAKE it.... we know you got here as fast as you
could.

PRAYER FOR WOMEN

Dear Lord I pray
For wisdom to understand my man
Love to forgive him
Patience for his moods
Because Lord if I pray for Strength

I'll beat him to death!

AMEN!!