If your horse trailer cost more than your house trailer,
you might be a cowboy.
If you refer to your spurs as the family silver.
If you can jump from a moving horse on
to the horns of a runaway steer and never lose your hat you might be a cowboy.
If your son is named after your prize
If your bathtub is a stock tank.
If your horse brush is also your hairbrush you might be a cowboy.
sleeping on the ground makes you feel rested..
If you refer to Saturday night as "bath night".
If you smell more like
a horse than your horse does, you might be a cowboy.
If your idea of fun is being tied to a two-thousand pound, snot
slinging, raging bull…you might be a cowboy.
If you do all your Christmas shopping at the feed and tack store.
your favorite fragrance is "Leather" you might be a cowboy.
And last but not least, you know your a real cowboy if
you give your word, shake on it, and stand behind it, no matter what.