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- "Party 'till he's Cute!"
- "If Yew Don't Like Mah Apples Don't Shake Mah Tree!"
- "American by birth, cowgirl by thuh grace of Gawd!"
- "Are yew going tew kiss me or do ah have tew lie tew mah diary?"
- "Other states were carved or born! TEXAS grew frum HIDE and HORN!"
- "Boots, chaps and cowboy hats.. nothin' else matters!"
- "Vegetarian" - another way of saying "lousy hunter"!
- "If yer not making dust...yer eatin' mine!"
- "If yew climb in thuh saddle be ready fer thuh ride!"
- "Cowboys are like outhouses....All thuh good ones are taken and thuh rest are full of crap!"
- "Put some excitement between yer legs.. ride ah horse!"
- "There ain't ah horse that kain't be rode and there ain't ah cowboy that kain't be throwed."
- "Ah woman needs two animals: Thuh horse of her dreams and ah jackass tew pay fer it."
- "When in doubt, ask ah horse!"
- "Thuh Joy of horses is not thuh riding, jumping, racing, showing or grooming, but of owning!!!"
- "Ah horse ain't gonna care how much yew know until he knows how much yew care."
- "Mah horse is very quick. Sometimes he's so quick he leaves me behind!"
- "Mah husband told me tew sell my horse, are he was moving out. Ah miss him sometimes!"
- "All men are not created equal; only thuh finest become cowboys!"
- "All men are created equal - all cowgirls are created better!"
- "Forget thuh knight in shining armour on ah white horse...Mah Prince is in washed-out Wranglers on
ah thoroughbred!'
"So many cowboys, so little rope!"
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