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Exclamations:
- "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
- "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
Threats:
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"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."
- "This'll jar your preserves."
- "Don't you be makin' me
open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"
Good Things/Compliments:
- "Cute as a sack full of puppies."
- "If things get
any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
- "Gooder than grits."
The Weather:
- "It's so dry,
the trees are bribing the dogs."
- "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
- Wintry roads are said to
be "slicker than otter snot."
Descriptions:
- A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."
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When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."
- If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
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"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."
- A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap
on a marble floor."
Insults:
- "She's uglier than homemade soap."
- "Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up
on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"
- "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way
down."
- "Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
- "The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
- Any insulting
statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart." Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."
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