First Boy: My brother said he'd tell me everything he knows.
Second Boy: He must have been speechless !

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Peter: My brother wants to work badly!
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be twins !

First Boy: My brother's on a seafood diet.
Second Boy: Really ?
First Boy: Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats!

First Boy: Does your brother keep himself clean?
Second Boy: Oh, yes ! he takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Mum: What are you doing son?
Boy: Writing my brother a letter.
Mum: That's a lovely idea, dear, but why are you writing so slowly?
Boy: Because he can't read very fast!

Little Brother: If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ?
Boy: I wouldn't go back to those two place, that's for sure.

My brother's just opened a shop.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

Why did your brother ask your father to sit in the freezer?
Because she wanted an ice-cold pop!

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !

My dad once stopped a man ill-treating a donkey. It was a case of brotherly love.

Why did your brother go to night school?
Because he wanted to learn to read in the dark!

Did you hear about my brother: He saw a moose's head hanging on a wall and went into the next room to see the rest of it! Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

My brother's been practising the violin for ten years.
'Is he any good?'
'No, it was nine years before he found out he wasn't supposed to blow

My big brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw him hitting himself on the head with a hammer. He was trying to make his head swell so his hat wouldn't fall over his eyes !