There was this little old lady who was nearly blind and she had three sons
who wanted to prove which one was the best son to her.
So Son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely
be the best any of them could offer her.
Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included thinking her
would surely win her approval.
Son #3 had to do something even better than these so he bought her a trained parrot that
had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask of him any verse in the Bible and the parrot could
quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.
Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is
just gorgeous but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's much too large for me to clean and take
care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway."
Then she confronted her second son with "Son, the car is
beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and I really don't like that driver, so please return
Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son I just want to thank you for that most thoughtful gift. That
chicken was delicious."