A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
You don`t have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
have to put your motorcycle through university.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
don`t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won`t ogle other motorcycles.
care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks
You don`t have to drink beer before your
motorcycle looks appealing.
Your motorcycle won`t beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle
as long as you want and it won`t get limp.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
don`t make you late.
Your motorcycle won`t complain when you use protection.
You can`t get a disease from a motorcycle.
motorcycle won`t care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built
Your motorcycle doesn`t have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won`t lie to you.
motorcycle doesn`t care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won`t poke you in the back when it wants to
go for a ride.
Your motorcycle won`t shrink when it`s cold.
If your motorcycle can`t fire up, you can just replace the
You don`t have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can`t ride around behind your back.
would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle won't mind going for another ride.
You only have to ride
your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won`t go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace
Motorcycles don`t snore.