Girls raised in the South
Are a true Southern delight
Who understand just how to serve
grits
Whether by day or by night
Grits are presumed a breakfast food
A Southern staple to be exact
But our northern neighbors have
no concept
Of how their menus lack
Instead they prefer cream of wheat
Smooth creamy and piping hot
Flavored with every imagionable
sweet
But, honey... grits they are not!
Now we "girls raised in the South"
Have many claims to fame
Lacking none of the social graces
And taught that "Miss" is our
first name
To dine from our groaning board
Is considered a culinary delight
For nothing is ever served
That is not prepared just right
There's grits for dinner with quail or shrimp
For breakfast with bacon and
eggs
Do
that with cream of wheat?
You must be pulling my let!
G R I T S
GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH #2
Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can
Not
sending thank you notes
Velvet after February
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day
Southern girls know the three types of school
Ballroom
Ballet
Charm
Southern girls appreciate
their natural assets:
Dewy skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl
Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am"
"Yes, sir"
"Why, no, Billy!"
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
Southern girls don't
sweat.... They glisten.
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern girls have more fun than should
be allowed.
Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The
Beach
The
Beach
The
Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses
Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Southern girls know
the movies that speak to their hearts:
"Gone With the Wind"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
"Driving Miss Daisy"
"Steel Magnolias"
Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern girls know
the seasons:
Recruiting
Spring Training
Practice
Football
Needlework
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits
Southern
girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham
Southern girls know
their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The
Mall
The
Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...
Slowly lower your eyelashes.
Listen carefully to everything
he says.
Speak r-e-a-l slow.
Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Southern
girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah!