Webrings And Links
Webrings And Links
St. Patrick's Day Legends and Oddities
Irish Humor
St. Paddy's Trivia
July 4th Legends and Oddities
July 4th Tidbits
Did You Know?
St. Valentine's Day Legends and Oddities
Birthday Tidbits
Valentine Humor
Valentine Unscramble Game
Why do we celebrate Valentine's Day?

'Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned,the dark meat and white,

But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,

The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,

And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!

I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky,

With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...

Happy eating to all! Pass the cranberries, please



The Halloween DictionaryBobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee